miserable ageing chat - no fuckers welcome

[NoahDear]

only us

vanishing

what about vanishing 11s??

at Damart, I also get outsize catalogues (I'm a 14), and Lands End seems determined to get me to wear a fleece. Or a polyester polo neck

Can I come in please
Am 38 with
jowls FFS
and totally grey pubes
and am fat again... Have put on 1/2 stone over the summer.

Have I killed the thread ??
it was the grey pubes wasn't it? TMI

LOL...ooh yes it's all the greens I eat

I'm not varnishing my pubes.

I'm younger than yow but am so hag like I belong here

lol at this thread wish I had time to read it all.

I'm 48 have one of those 100x magnifying mirrors to pluck out the chin hairs every week.

Have to root touch up my hair every couple of months.

Also has anyone mentioned nasal hair or is that just me. lol

Morning everyone. I'd like to add to my list grey eyebrows, but only in the middle above my nose (plucked the little buggers out of course).
And one very long unoticed for AGES hair on my neck/chin area (why did noone tell me - bastards!!!!).
And bingo wings (lovely lovely).
And strangely inch long hairs on the back of my thighs! Not many of them, about 4 or 5 each leg, but really really long. Wtf is that about.

However, am feeling quite happy and young today (delusioned emoticon) because we're going on holiday to Paignton

i had a look in one of these in chemist last week. it was like a horror film.

Varnishing your pubes may very well be a good idea. According to galletti, thay will soon be a thing of the past. May be nice to have kept some a souvenir of a lost youth.

I'm glad there are so many 40ish/something people about. If you went out, you could be fooled into believing everybody else was 33. (not a day more)

The biggest piece of lunacy ever would be fanjo reconstruction. My fanjo is hidesous. not going to bother name-changing for that like on a thread recently where everybody name changed before admitting to having a grim fanjo. Mine grim and staying grim. don't have the energy to care very much.

referring to a post couple of pages back. I didn't bring up fanjo reconstruction!! it was already 'on the table'

you don't worry about the state of your fanjo ?

I have enough of an uphill battle making my face & hair look presentable.

I want to read the fanjo thread.

I know someone who had it done so that she could be "honeymoon fresh" those were the words she used.

thanks Kerry will read in between choc scoffing...

Dillytantay, I'm just ploughing through this thread (as I too, am middle-aged - according to my son) and I LOVE that Eric Hutchinson track.

I am thinking of buying possible torture instrument

here it is

glad someone liked Eric - the whole album is fantastic.

have been to gym and my achievement of the day is have done hair in a style

what have oyu done( re read thread if oyu dont know what I am talking about - you have to do something different to your apperance every day)

oha nd have put oft unowrn earrings in

( ds3 likes the OH! song)

I have plucked eyebrows, properly.