So what will you be wearing on the beach this year?

[ThePhantomPlopper]

Am searching for swimwear.

It's hard.

The Yellow SeaFolly one has arrived.

Tis very nice, shall be keeping it.

It hasn't flattened my tits and the pants cover my arse, which is all i ask.

what is a saress?Am assuming a sarong dress hybrid but have never seen one

saress

brilliant and flattering and comfortable and a bit sexy I think...

Only thing I would say is that their older stock comes with unadjustable straps while the new stock has adjustable straps. I am only an 8/10 and I like to think that although I'm not a toned beauty queen I don't have unusually flabby arms for my size, but the fixed straps felt too tight for me, so they changed my first one for a different one (same fabric etc just newer straps). That said, I have heard some people say they prefer the fixed straps...

click on the video for what you do with it!

have tried on. Not a one boob. pants partic nice.
think pants easier than tittage

like the red one Johnny too

oh nod
btw my pants arent those... they are bigger somehow. the minty bit rolls up and down too

Bigger pants is good!Not keen on the saress I am a thin vest girl myself but they look very cruise

cruise......I was thinking Norfolk...?

You could get some matching wellies don't think you will need the jewelled mules that must come with a saress in Norfolk

he he

I have always wanted to be one of those women who can wear jewelled mules...or silver pumps or white jeans and carry a sequin handbag - and all during the daytime too.

But sadly I would just look plain silly standing in the playground like that

Wellies and saress it is then...and a nice warm cardi!

agree
and heels and jewllery with bikinis
In France in the late 70s we saw a woman who bathed topless with a gold waist chain around her midriff

I know how do they manage to look so chic while waddling across sand.No sweaty face or red bits either

its the way they hold themselves i think.

If you have a good body a tan and a bit of attitude you can get away with anything.Waist chain alone sounds so amazing esp as it was the 70s.Also love the turban big earrings and swinsuit Jerry Hall and marie helvin had some corker pictures in nthat style

Imagine.
Imagine that in Bournemouth.

( Or Brighton natch)

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thats my 1st ever link There'll be no stopping me now

but oyu have been on mn for centuries?

ooh look she mentions the bamboo island one too

niracle suit

I know but it never usually works and seems long winded

In my teens in the 80s I saw a woman (English) with a gold waist chain. I didn't really get it, and in the end decided, as she was quite fat, that it must be some sort of dietry aid - that she aimed to tighten it a link or two every week and if it got too tight and cut into her she would know to cut out the doughnuts

and even heels and shorts...or am I just terribly frumpy?
In my world you wear flip flops or maybe sandals with shorts...

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rofl at that one - has she just parped?

Heels and shorts is a good look if you have nice legs and are quite slim.