OK I'm hauling Johnnie up before the MN style jury for this one. Its not as if he doesn't have previous

[snowleopard]

shield you eyes

It's knitted and printed (classic Boden crime). It's "sassy". And I think the yellow is particularly heinous.

If I was 4 I'd like the pink one.

my dd wants one in every colour

IMAGINE that with a hangover

ouch

now, on what planet is that sexy? hmm?

Whole spring collection is rather underwhelming I think. Apart from the yellow dress, but not in a good way!

What about the 'jacquard' stuff....

skirt plus coat anyone? (free migraine thrown in)

I quite like it.

God that is truly awful.
Boden is quite depressing IMO, awful and pricey too....

It's also about £84.99 too expensive

boak - for sassy read 'i am middle aged and have had the same haircut for 10 years but this item of clothing makes me feel wild'

hotch-potch - 'i wish ihad gone to art school but unfortunately i wasn't v. good at art so i did geography instead and am now an accountant.'

I thought that was in the girls section at first.

Really Johnnie. Not good.

the only woman on earth who could carry off that yellow number is josie jump, in an episode of balamory where everyone has to dress up as a busted sofa

rofl goat

Luckily that's a very feasible plotline for balamory - so someone will buy it after all!

i am rather taken with this model

though he does look as though he is trying to escape the photoshot but has been thrown into a psychotic state by the proliferation of hotch potch and sassy clothing

I have been thinking "yuk" about that pinky shapeless dress on the advert to the right as I type. The bloke looks ok but the clothes he is wearing are very unspecial and could just as easily have come from M&S or even BHS.

The dress is truly foul. Putting it on a pretty woman doesn't make it any better.

Ooh yes - quite tasty. He lacks the usual Boden male model "smug fatcat" look. But he needs to move because that road looks like one Jeremy Clarkson will come roaring along in a minute.

Incidentally the yellow dress model's face is a picture. She's thinking "I'm a pro so I will smile but this is really taking the piss".

he is delicious

smug fatcat
to illustrate my point

oh yes he is definitely my cup of tea

the bearded one i am talking about

on front of menswear sale catalogue dd pointed to one of the models and said 'not too shabby, not too shabby at all!'
she is 8

But I did agree with her.

who's Johnnie?

that site is really slow!

Smug fatcat is quite tasty imho!

see here beanieb

OMG at the first dress ( ina a bad way) and
OMG at the bearded model (in a good way)