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The bra and knix pic is in.......so Gok me girls.....

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dandycandyjellybean · 01/09/2008 20:44

Will have to scroll through lovely pics of ds etc to get to it tho. Runs and hides under bed, never to venture on to mumsnet again.

Oh and I hate my chins, my round face, my massive bloody jelly belly, that horrible fat bit at the top of my thighs, and my big manly legs. In fact my big, manly bloody body (apart from huge bloody norks)!!!!!

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onepieceoflollipop · 01/09/2008 20:48

I think you should get your post deleted as you have been unnecessarily hard on yourself.

If you had put on matching/better pants and smiled, then you would hve looked fab.

Your hair is beautiful btw, (on your first pictures, it's not clear on the last "hidden" picture)

eviz · 01/09/2008 20:48

Fantastic boobs
Great skin
Shapely legs (can't see horrible fat bit, and they're NOT manly)
Lovely hair & pretty face!

You go girl

morningpaper · 01/09/2008 20:50

ROFFLE at you all naked

your legs are fab! lovely and shapely. They aren't MANLY at all

Your hair is great, I really like it

You need to show off your PINS

Your arms look shapely and smooth too

AND you need to take off your y-fronts and buy some GIRL'S PANTS

MaryAnnSingleton · 01/09/2008 20:51

do you know, I thought you look fine,apart from unmatching underwear (not that mine matches !!) you remind me a bit of my dearest friend who is fab and would give you a stern talking to for being unkind to yourself...

DrNortherner · 01/09/2008 20:52

Great hair, face, tits and skin. And you have fab shape to your legs - good definition on your calfs. Pants look like Y fronts.

Tum needs work, but can be hidden with right clothes.

Stop being hard on yourself. You are gorgeous.

beansmum · 01/09/2008 20:52

nice legs
horrible pants

DrNortherner · 01/09/2008 20:52

Snap MP at Y fronts!

dandycandyjellybean · 01/09/2008 20:54

Yes, soz about hideous pants, but can't find any others that don't roll down over me big fat tum and hide in c/s scar crevice ewww tmi!!!!!

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MaloryDontDiveItsShallow · 01/09/2008 20:54

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NomDePlume · 01/09/2008 20:56

I agree that the only 'problem' is the lack of waist definition. Accentuate your legs/boobs (but not both at once !), play down your middle

LackaDAISYcal · 01/09/2008 20:56

lovely slim and shapely legs
great hair and skin
and a fantastic rack.

You go girlfriend

Try trinny and susannahs shape finder thingy on the littlewoods site and get shopping for apple shaped cloths and you'll look fantastic. Wear some skirts and make the most of those pins

cmotdibbler · 01/09/2008 20:57

You look fab, and I love your hair.

Are you sure that you are wearing the right size bra though ?

MaryAnnSingleton · 01/09/2008 20:58

sexbomb - this is a link to my friend's photos of her clothes - she is older than you of course and bigger but dresses really well imo,might be inspiring !buttercuprocks

onepieceoflollipop · 01/09/2008 20:59

Eviz was it your thread the other day when people posted some gorgeous links for tummy flattering tops? (empire line, drapey type ones, there was one particularly fab top from the White Company)

Maybe do a link to your thread on here?

soph28 · 01/09/2008 20:59

Think you are amazngly brave! Well done!

Your legs are GREAT.

Fashion wise- I'm not sure really!

hanaflower · 01/09/2008 20:59

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Habbibu · 01/09/2008 21:00

Great legs and you are very very pretty!

fishie · 01/09/2008 21:01

you need a properly fitted bra.

and empire line for you with slim legged trousers and medium clompy shoes to even it out. low neck tops. never ever ever a poloneck or even crew neck. shortish skirts, slightly aline.

thickish jersey fabrics rather than shirt which will stick out or chiffon which will make you look blurry. small patterns good too. i also think a v neck rather than scoop is good to add a bit of straight edge but i am curly haired so need to avoid round fuzziness in general.

(i am a very similar shape)

Lizzylou · 01/09/2008 21:01

Great tits and legs, have you tried Spanx for under clothes (NOT for if you may be "getting it awwwn"). Get the high rise one and it'll give you some shape round the middle.
You are pretty , you are Waaaay too hard on yourself!

Gobbledigook · 01/09/2008 21:03

OMG you did it! I only managed to post a picture of the back of me

I agree with all the others. Really all that's missing is a waist but you dress according to that.

RubyRioja · 01/09/2008 21:04

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WilfSell · 01/09/2008 21:04

gorgeous eyes, hair, legs and tits.

Yeah bit of a belly there but man your skin is smooth! I have a huge belly boohoo but it is like scarred bread-dough!

Knee length skirts, heels, floaty empire or fitted waisted tops (sexy secretary look)

NotAnOtter · 01/09/2008 21:04

sexbomb well done you!!!

Get down to topshop - all this seasons knitwaer is loose fitting ideal for your frame

wear bootcut on the bottoms- heeled boots and baggy tops

fab hair and lovely face as well!

dandycandyjellybean · 01/09/2008 21:05

cmotdibbler no i don't think I am, have ordered some more in 2+ cup sizes. heft in all that stuff at the side hopefully!!!!!

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dandycandyjellybean · 01/09/2008 21:06

maryannsingleton man your friend so does rock. Is she totally rich? She has so many incredibly fab clothes? I want to be her.

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