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White Trousers - just don't

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pointydog · 27/07/2008 21:19

I've been looking at women in white trousers recently.

None of them looked good. I could always make out their knickers, whether it was a thong or whatever. Bum cheeks too detailed for comfort.

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MamaG · 27/07/2008 22:21

(although it does confirm my view that you are v moist of crotch - remember the gym trews, oh yes, uyou really are iCrotch)

pointydog · 27/07/2008 22:21

lol @ sex ready

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FluffyMummy123 · 27/07/2008 22:21

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MamaG · 27/07/2008 22:22

eeewww at sex ready

now I think cod is like jodie marsh, bet she leaves a trail, like a snail

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ButterflyMcQueen · 27/07/2008 22:23

Pointy - not sure I DARE!!! lol

MamaG · 27/07/2008 22:23

back to subject tho, bet the BWA would have looked magnificent in white trousers

MaloryTowersUrbaniteLady · 27/07/2008 22:23

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pointydog · 27/07/2008 22:23

I'll be looking out for tampon strings now

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FluffyMummy123 · 27/07/2008 22:24

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pointydog · 27/07/2008 22:24

Go on, butterfly. Have a word with your dh adn tell me what the white trews type is

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FluffyMummy123 · 27/07/2008 22:25

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ButterflyMcQueen · 27/07/2008 22:26

whispers dp said... 'older and up their own arses'

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pointydog · 27/07/2008 22:29

"older"
"up own arses"

Well, I don't personally know anyone who wears white trews (apart from 11/12 yr olds) so can't really comment...

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ButterflyMcQueen · 27/07/2008 22:31

lol!

i do own a pair...older yes!

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Pannacotta · 27/07/2008 22:42

lol at MamaG's "ICrotch"!
I wear white trousers with nude coloured M&S boy shorts, the only way I think.
Cant do thongs/tampons etc (YUK)

ButterflyMcQueen · 27/07/2008 22:43

tampons without menses is not healthy

Pannacotta · 27/07/2008 22:46

Isnt it supposed to give you thrush or even toxic shock syndrome?

ButterflyMcQueen · 27/07/2008 22:49

yes i would never do it

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