I don’t wear any…….

[LaurieFairyCake]

1. Black. Ever. Feel like I’ve time travelled to being a waitress 40 years ago, which I hated.

1. Cold shoulder or no shoulder tops. My frame is tiny, literally 13 inches across the shoulder - still look like a shot putter.

1. Co - ords. Fabulous on everyone else, pyjamas on me.

1. Shorts. Tried every style but basically my legs are the least attractive part of my body so every time I put shorts on I see too much leg and feel self conscious.

1. Knee length dresses. Same reason as shorts, cankles, wobbly calves. Yeurgh.

1. Polyester. Unless there’s some in the gym leggings and I only wear them for an hour. It’s just too warm in London for poly.

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I can’t wear brown or orange or cream or autumn colours.

I haven’t got my knees out for thirty years. I will wear shorts in the garden but not out.

Pleated skirts look hideous on me even when I was slim.

It's taken me years to work it out but I have a short body. I used to wonder why I can’t just wear a white t shirt and jeans and that’s why. I look all bunched up around the middle. The tucked in look does not suit me.

I also haven’t worn a formal jacket for years as they remind me of work in the 80s. The blazer and jeans look doesn’t suit me at all.

I also never ever wear a cardigan. I prefer a hoody if I need the warmth.

Prints, with the exception of stripes and leopard
Shorts, other than pj shorts for bed
Tights, so I only wear dresses and skirts in summer
Eyeliner
Leggings if I am not doing actual exercise
Heels

Pastels shades
Dungarees
Drop waist
V necks
Court shoes
Nude heels
Tie dye/paisley
Chunky cardigans
bum exposing shorts
Flat mule style sandals
slingbacks

None of the above are me, some I have never worn & some I learned in my teenage years were not for me.

Anything made from acrylic or polyester
Leggings
Shorts
Cold shoulder tops
High heels
Eye shadow, false eyelashes, foundation, blusher or lipstick.
Patterned trousers
Maxi dresses or skirts

Logos/anything with writing on
Frills/tiers
Balloon sleeves
Yellow
Heels
Non stretchy pyjamas!

• foundation. I've never even tried it. I have never felt confident with make up and no way can I attempt blending and colour matching and all the rest of it. My skin is fine so I just have never bothered.
• trousers except for jeans. I can't get them to look nice or find the right length, I just can't seem to make them work. I'm not great with skirts either, it's jeans or a dress every day.
• heels or pointy toed shoes, both are agony.
• shorts. I once found a pair of tropical print culottes as part of this super cute set I wore on holiday, but I am so conscious of spider veins and now some varicose veins on my legs that I keep them covered.
• shirts or shirt dresses. Nothing buttons up over my bust.

Large boobs so anything crew neck and I instantly look like Les Dawson in drag - same with cardigans. Look so nice on other people - nope - there's that Les Dawson again.

Coords - pyjamas or I've escaped from rehab.

Shorts - I don't look great in them but to be honest after spending £3k getting my varicose veins out I'm going to bloody well wear them.

I’m pretty much the same as you OP,

I don’t wear black at all, or cold shoulder tops, shorts, co-ords, shorts or knee length dresses ( love a midi or maxi dress though)

I would add trousers to my list, I hate them, sure there’s more I haven’t thought of.

Anything red. I don’t know if it doesn’t suit me, but anytime I wear anything red I feel really flat and a bit anxious - what’s that about?

Shorts - like OP my legs are not a feature I wish to showcase.

Pattern - pin stripe is about as patterned as I can tolerate. I love prints to look at, but not to wear.

Yellow - it makes me look jaundiced

Anything with a waist tie - I’m high waisted and they just seem to sit around my least favourite part of myself

Heels - tried for years as I love the look of them but they just make my feet hurt and I walk weird

pastel colours - just not keen with the exception of blue

eyeshadow - always had hooded eyes and just can’t get it to work for me. My tiny eyes look even smaller with it on.

Patterns/print, especially floral/ditsy print anything. i don’t mind a stripe though.
Co-ords - they are just pyjamas and I don’t own or wear those either!
Sandals - they are all incredibly ugly, I think it’s mainly feet that I hate but I’ve never seen a nice sandal shared on here or in real life.
decorative scarf - if I’m wearing a scarf it’s a big thick woolly one for keeping my neck warm and the chill out.
anything with a logo or big branding on - just looks so tacky to me (have some adidas T-shirts for the gym but I overlook the 3 stripes down the shoulders because I’m at the gym and there to work out). Same for clothes with slogans or wording on, I hate them.

Beige or any variation of. Makes me look like I died a few days ago 😬

Jeans
Trousers
Black
Anything with a number on it
Anything with writing on it
Spotty patterns
Stripes
Sports wear things
Trainers
Cropped tops
Cold shoulders
T-shirts
Polo necks.

Co-ords - they are just pyjamas and I don’t own or wear those either!

Coordinates are just matching tops & bottoms as opposed to matching shirt & baggy trousers.

It’s the matching that gives the pyjama vibes - could be shorts and tshirt, shirt and trousers whatever, it just looks sloppy like pjs to me! Not helped by the fact that they’re often stripey or matching prints!

...thing above the knee. I have chunky legs with very chubby knees. Just can't wear anything above midi length.

Flat shoes. I can wear trainers or hiking boots but anything with a thin sole makes me walk really badly and brings on plantar fasciitis. No light summer sandals, ballet pumps, Converse or similar.

Fitted shift dresses. I absolutely love them but they make me look like Trunchbull not Audrey Hepburn

Blue apart from (very rarely) blue jeans
Purple because I look like a corpse
Heels
Pleated skirts
Midi dresses
Jumpsuits
Blazers
Silver jewellery
High necked anything
Shirts/buttoned front anything
Polyester or acrylic

@TheChosenTwofair enough

Anything in a blush pink or beige tone. I can wear baby pink and fuchsia or camel, but anything flesh toned just makes me look ill.

Cold shoulder tops look horrendous on 99.9% of people that wear them and seem to me to be utterly pointless, especially the polo neck knitted variety. Why wear a jumper with massive air holes in it? They are not in any way flattering or sexy

Cropped, loose fitting trousers with a drawstring waist. Guaranteed to make legs look stumpy. Particularly when paired with running style trainers

Frills. I just look like I’m trying too hard

Dresses. They look ridiculous on me. All dresses.

Foundation. I don’t think it looks very good, I dont need it, I think it looks ageing on most people.

Baggy, mom, barrel leg jeans. Have yet to see them look good on anyone, myself included.

Love this. Personification of pesky clothes 😀

Black, yellow, orange - make me look dead.
Heels - I have one pair with a 1/2" wedge and I nearly fell over them walking into town once!
Anything with any fancy sleeves, makes my bust look even more enormous.

Off the shoulder tops/dresses. Just annoying.
One sleeve/one strap tops/dresses. As above.
Anything that finishes mid-calf. Gives me dumpy legs.
Low rise anything. Short waist and mum tum.
Tops that finish at the hip. Within reason obviously - If I’m throwing on jeans at a jumper for gardening or something it’s fine!
Ballerina flats. I love a barefoot shoe but I can’t wear a non-flexible flat sole.
Pointy shoes. I have flippers and my toes like space.
Underwired bras. Despite being on the chunkier side, I have no covering on my ribs and wired bras just hurt. Yes I have tried a million different styles and sizes.

Crew neck anything - makes me feel matronly,
Bright blue/green/red - any bright colour actually (apart from orange)
Footwear with thin soles - have to be thick/clumpy
Wool (itchy as fuck)
Leather/leather look clothes of any sort (makes me think of Dorian from Birds of a feather)
Most skirts

Everyone plays to their appearance strengths or weaknesses, don't they?

I like my big broad shoulders, btw, means hourglass figure. Can't knock that. :)