Good grief, reminds me of my P4 teacher - round glasses, grey bun, bloomers which were on show as she cycled to school.
She was a tartar; a true spinster who had to introduce the concepts of ‘Living and Growing ‘ to a bunch of 8 year olds. Many of whom lived on farms, and were pretty au fait with the concepts.
Anyway, I digress . Those are blooming’ awful.