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Wtf Schuh?

26 replies

RebeccaDecember · 25/10/2025 21:37

I have no words 😂

www.schuh.co.uk/womens/azalea-wang-darwin-poodle-mule-brown-sandals/1772136070/

OP posts:
Catonafreezingfridge · 25/10/2025 21:38

😆😆 I think they’re great! I could definitely get on board with those.

QuirkyHorse · 25/10/2025 21:40

Love them 😍 but not very practical 🌧️

Ukholidaysaregreat · 25/10/2025 21:42

Shit shoe. 👠 👟👢

24karatPalamino · 25/10/2025 21:45

It looks like one has had a much needed shave.

Pube shoes.

JudgeJ · 25/10/2025 21:51

QuirkyHorse · 25/10/2025 21:40

Love them 😍 but not very practical 🌧️

They look like something from a market stall for considerably less money!

IHaveAlwaysLivedintheCastle · 25/10/2025 22:10

Catonafreezingfridge · 25/10/2025 21:38

😆😆 I think they’re great! I could definitely get on board with those.

Me too.

MarthaBeach · 25/10/2025 22:13

It'd just look like you've gone out in your slippers, surely? just need pyjamas and a dressing gown to complete the look.
'chic brown colourway' my arse

Putkettleonlove · 25/10/2025 22:14

My daughter works in Schuh and says that they are even worse in real life. She’s not sold any either!

Onekidnoclue · 25/10/2025 22:16

So good!!! They’d look amazing with the Skims pube thong.
thanks for sharing OP! I needed this.

icebearforpresident · 25/10/2025 22:23

My kids have crocs that look like these. Officially they are slippers, unofficially they have been worn out of the house.

They’re fuck ugly but were a Christmas present from my in-laws so I didn’t spend anything on them.

IHaveAlwaysLivedintheCastle · 25/10/2025 22:27

MarthaBeach · 25/10/2025 22:13

It'd just look like you've gone out in your slippers, surely? just need pyjamas and a dressing gown to complete the look.
'chic brown colourway' my arse

Well yes, I'd only wear them indoors as slippers.

Barney16 · 25/10/2025 22:58

I love them, but they would be slippers.

Denim4ever · 25/10/2025 23:02

WFH shoes, or indoor under desk shoes. The new Ugg, maybe not

echt · 25/10/2025 23:10

They look exactly like my dog's fur; same colour, same curliness.

Dreadful as shoes, lovely on a dog.

chipsandpeas · 25/10/2025 23:13

those are something my dog would try to hump

CuddlesKovinsky · 25/10/2025 23:16

You could wear them to play a cavewoman in Horrible Histories.

frostedpixie · 25/10/2025 23:16

chipsandpeas · 25/10/2025 23:13

those are something my dog would try to hump

😂😂😂

BedlingtonFloof · 25/10/2025 23:25

Fgfgfg · 25/10/2025 23:19

I think I saw those on Star Trek once.

noonames · 25/10/2025 23:25

Saw these hairy DMs on Vinted yesterday 🥴

Wtf Schuh?
ticklyfeet · 25/10/2025 23:26

MarthaBeach · 25/10/2025 22:13

It'd just look like you've gone out in your slippers, surely? just need pyjamas and a dressing gown to complete the look.
'chic brown colourway' my arse

I opened the link and quite liked them as slippers before you posted! 🤦‍♀️

Fgfgfg · 25/10/2025 23:32

BedlingtonFloof · 25/10/2025 23:25

I think I saw those on Star Trek once.

Tribble shoes 😂

Skippingxaway · 25/10/2025 23:36

Xams list.
Mum - minge perm slippers.
Sister - nans wig slippers.
Nan - permed up hedgehog slippers.

BedlingtonFloof · 25/10/2025 23:37

Skippingxaway · 25/10/2025 23:36

Xams list.
Mum - minge perm slippers.
Sister - nans wig slippers.
Nan - permed up hedgehog slippers.

Reminds me of my youth when I actually had a pair of hedgehog slippers! They were a bargain compared to these ones though. Probably only cost a fiver on the local market!

TeaBiscuitsNaptime · 25/10/2025 23:38

Look like they need to be fed! Comfy looking though