Strapless bra for 38G

[Moneynoob]

Does a good one exist that will hoik these heffalumps up for an evening?

I’m smaller but I don’t think good strapless bras exist.

Sad to say, but I agree with this. Ditto any kind of technical/non-conventional bra.

I promised myself I’d never buy anything that needed anything other than a conventional bra again. However, I found myself trying to find a low back one recently, why am I doing this to myself?! Change the dress not the bra, I’d say.