Who would wear these?

[JaneJeffer]

Cheap at half the price

kim Kardashian’s came to mind.

Handy for a bit of shoplifting.

Drag Queen Fishermen. They'd look fabulous but probably get knocked out by the tide.

I don't know, but I wonder if there's an inner white part that's more fitted to help keep them on. Also, imagine them on a windy day, or a rainy one!

Fishing Strippers.

I've seen (cheaper) versions on Next website a while ago and thought they were unbelievably hideous. They definitely reek of "what the hell new thing can we come up with to flog to foolish people that they are the latest thing?"

someone with disproportionately big calves

Their hideous.

You could fit a couple of bottles in them