Having congratulated myself for having two boys who don’t play football and therefore don’t have me standing around at the side of a football pitch in the cold, they have both just taken up different outdoor sports.
Please tell me what coat I need to buy that will actually stop me from freezing. I’m not ready to be a dry robe wanker. I also hate ‘puffer’ styles. I’m 5’3 and petite, points if it doesn’t drown me.