But that's the trouble with fashion, isn't it?
Here are some lovely clothes you can buy. They will make you elegant and lovely and help you live an exciting life
Hurrah! We chorus, en route to buying a cheaper version, I can buy happiness!
Oh no, say the fashion gods in dismay, now they all look like us and we're not special. Quick- tell them those trousers are the wrong shape and that only mums wear them.
Nooooo, we cry as one, remembering how desperately mumsy our mums looked and how much joy we found in being young and cool and not like them.
And so the cycle continues. Unless I want my daughter's capsule wardrobe of crop top, nike pro, converse, Nike top. Big bow.