Mumsy of four and a half and proud etsy shop owner, DD2 (Chardoneigh) was a big fan on the green, it worked miracles! Let me tell you, DD2 needed a miracle. As a former hourglass myself, let me tell you my husbands bussin' roast beef has not been kind on the 'ol waistline, but still made me feel like a fair maiden once again! In fact, i felt so confident I left my husband all together lol
DS1 - the gay one - (Sauvignon-blonk) however tryed it on himself, and I think he was tell me something! oh how a dress can bring a family together.
DD1 (Prozeco) tryed it on and made it look ugly fugly, but what did I expect! Lol mumslife.
DS2 (Tylernol) didn’t want to try it on so I took away his iPod touch. Goodness gracious the impact of screens on this generation! Really makes you think! Back in my day, we just played outside all day and bullied the gay kid! Ah what a laugh! As my DD would say Oh Em Gee.
Ever since we bought it we've been living, we've been loving and we've been laughing!! (Other than my husband ofc, who now lives in the trailor park and has been arrested for public urination whilst drunk lololol).
Whilst I’m here, any tips on dealing with a whale like daughter????? Her circumference is frankly terrifying! We had to introduce an open plan downstairs so she could get around!! Not cheap!!! Reminds me of my uncle, Derik, he died of a stroke!!
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