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Skims - WTF

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NooNakedJacuzziness · 25/01/2024 20:40

I finally caved and bought a Skims bodysuit. How the hell am I supposed to get it on?? It looks like it was made for a toddler! I looked at the measurements before I ordered but I can't get both legs in except up to my lower shins (waddled about like a bloody penguin trying to pull it up). Has anyone bought one - if so is there a knack? Picture with a size 5 flip flop for scale.

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NooNakedJacuzziness · 26/01/2024 11:06

Yeah I'm not sure my aim is that good when peeing, think I'd have to struggle it down. I didn't try a fart but will next time just for Mumsnet. It wasn't uncomfortable, doesn't feel like anything was constricted - so weird. A bit like wearing opaque tights but all over. It did give me slight back cleavage which was new but didn't show under a dress. However the camel toe was something else!!

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Gia79 · 26/01/2024 11:42

NooNakedJacuzziness · 26/01/2024 11:06

Yeah I'm not sure my aim is that good when peeing, think I'd have to struggle it down. I didn't try a fart but will next time just for Mumsnet. It wasn't uncomfortable, doesn't feel like anything was constricted - so weird. A bit like wearing opaque tights but all over. It did give me slight back cleavage which was new but didn't show under a dress. However the camel toe was something else!!

Brilliant! 🤣🤣

OccultGnuNew · 26/01/2024 12:13

"Farting for Mumsnet"

Anyone fancy a name change?

mondaytosunday · 26/01/2024 12:44

Say what you will about the Kardashians but they are certainly willing to suffer for beauty. I recall (before she came out with skims) Kim saying she'd wear two Spanx when going to an event (the fact she often looks like she then forgot the top layer is another thing). I can't even get one on let alone two. Can't imagine she ate much. Or was able to breathe, which may explain a few things.

BenditLikeVictoria · 26/01/2024 12:55

Anyone else get this swaddle ad on this thread 😂😂

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TheRealHousewife · 26/01/2024 14:30

NooNakedJacuzziness · 26/01/2024 11:06

Yeah I'm not sure my aim is that good when peeing, think I'd have to struggle it down. I didn't try a fart but will next time just for Mumsnet. It wasn't uncomfortable, doesn't feel like anything was constricted - so weird. A bit like wearing opaque tights but all over. It did give me slight back cleavage which was new but didn't show under a dress. However the camel toe was something else!!

Hahahahaha 😅 Just when I thought it couldn’t get any better! Farting for Mumsnet 😂

bluebeardswife7 · 26/01/2024 23:46

Primark got an exact dupe in the other day!

GirlInTheMirror27 · 03/06/2024 23:39

I can't imagine trying to have a poop while wearing that thing.

ototot · 05/06/2024 14:10

beigerage · 25/01/2024 22:21

Just imagine being married to Kanye West and your entire body will clench so hard you'll slide in no problem.

Grin
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