I've tried googling, I've tried the shops but I don't know if what I want exists. I have a Nokia/Withings Steel. I bought it years ago and love it because it looks like an analogue watch, good size and unintrusive.
The alarm has gone on it and it's a bit beaten up. I need something else. And the world has moved on. Things that are vital:
Looks like a watch, not a Tamagotchi.
Waterproof.
Heart rate monitor.
Vibration alarm.
No massive graphics and colours.
Not too big or heavy.
Nice to have:
Better heart monitoring (advanced).
Notifications.
Round or at least square in a non-Apple watch way.
Remote camera thingy.
Old fashioned clasp not magnets.
Charges quickly and keeps a charge a long time.
I know I'm fussy and annoying. Essentially I want a watch with smart features, not a supercomputer masquerading as a watch.