The more you post the more bewildered and amused I find myself 😅
You present as the arbiter of taste, dismissive of us other MN plebs and our dreadful high street (polyester > nuclear war) suggestions and post lots of extortionately priced shapeless sacks but then when it all calms down to an even keel you turn up with stuff like the click clutch mini-mary poppins embroidery bag circa 1993 and those fucking demented cat shoes.
Shine on you crazy diamond