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How old do I look??

31 replies

CNDflag · 10/08/2023 10:55

I think I look pretty damn fabulous..some may say chunky, but I say 'Rubenesque'..they're just being catty after all.

I've followed tips from the other attention seekers here, and have perfected my angles and pout.

So how old am I??

How old do I look??
How old do I look??
OP posts:
EverydayParis · 10/08/2023 10:57

5yo?

First time I’m guessing on these threads, sorry if I’ve missed the mark.

RavingStone · 10/08/2023 11:00

I'm going to say mid 40s (in cat years) cos your chin is (slightly) hairier than mine.

CNDflag · 10/08/2023 11:00

oooh I'll take that! Thank you!

I'm an old rescue girl, had a hard life but I think I still have what it takes.

<purrrrrrrrrrr>

OP posts:
CapEBarra · 10/08/2023 11:19

You’ve got some dark circles under your eyes so I’m guessing you don’t get as much sleep as you’d like, but you’re rocking the Batman headgear and I think that suggests you’re quite youthful and like to keep up with the trends. If I were you I’d start getting regular catnip treatments to keep that spring in your paws. I’d put you at around 6 but a well preserved 6.

goldensquaresofjoy · 10/08/2023 13:07

I think the 2nd photo is taken from a very flattering angle. If I just look at the first one I would say 7

Tidsleytiddy · 10/08/2023 13:08

I thought “oh not another attention-seeking vanity thread” but this has made me lol

AmeliPoison · 10/08/2023 13:15

I'm disappointed I love vanity threads.
Cat looks depressed. Feed her some more treats you terrible slave.

WildCherryBlossom · 10/08/2023 13:18

Oh you are gorgeous, and a lovely pout in that second pic (so please don't go for lip fillers - your pout is already purrr-faction)

I would say around 7ish years old and looking fine.

I also love, love, love your quilt. Did you make it?

HumourReplacementTherapy · 10/08/2023 13:44

You could do with waxing your beard tbh.

NooNakedJacuzziness · 10/08/2023 13:51

If you shaped your eyebrows that would take a few years off you

bingohandjob · 10/08/2023 14:16

You could have asked how poor you looked as well. Some people really show their arse on these threads 🙄

riotlady · 10/08/2023 14:19

Well I’m 7 and I have perfectly glossy fur and no dark circles and everyone always tells me I look 4, so I’d say you’re probably 102.

SoCentralRain · 10/08/2023 14:20

What is the point of these threads? Most cats people look their age give or take a few years 😜
Have you used a filter?

I'd say 5 in the first pic but 12 in the 2nd pic, sorry to be brutally honest.

Laiste · 10/08/2023 15:01

You need to get with some hair removal babes xxxx

😃

Pinkitydrinkity · 10/08/2023 15:14

She looks so similar to my old girl 🥺

I was going to say 10-12?

PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 10/08/2023 15:23

Hard to say, it would be better if you were smiling in the photo. Looking like you just ran out of dreamies is very aging.

TheDuchessOfMN · 10/08/2023 15:25

This gave me a good laugh. Thanks OP Smile

LadyVictoriaSponge · 10/08/2023 15:34

Have you been using the glamour puss filter?

Blueberrycreampie · 10/08/2023 16:40

Looks like my cat so I'm going to say 9!

345s · 10/08/2023 17:10

The legs are looking a bit wrinkly so I'd say over 12.

NatashaDancing · 10/08/2023 17:20

Tidsleytiddy · 10/08/2023 13:08

I thought “oh not another attention-seeking vanity thread” but this has made me lol

Same here.

I think you're 10. But you're very beautiful so who cares.

Motnight · 10/08/2023 17:30

You remind me of my gorgeous old boy, so I would say 11. And absolutely gorgeous!

Blahblahgingerbreadlady · 10/08/2023 17:32

8 or 9? Not being rude, you look very wise.

Blahblahgingerbreadlady · 10/08/2023 17:33

SoCentralRain · 10/08/2023 14:20

What is the point of these threads? Most cats people look their age give or take a few years 😜
Have you used a filter?

I'd say 5 in the first pic but 12 in the 2nd pic, sorry to be brutally honest.

Oh, harsh!!!

Missingmyusername · 10/08/2023 17:35

At least 90- look at those whiskers.🧐You also look grumpy, can you post one looking happier, after you’ve used spf on that nose 😂

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