Tall, slim but with big boobs and a flattish bum.
If so what do you wear?! I find all the things skinny/gamine women can normally wear (high neck tops, halter necks, cute camisoles) look ridiculous because of the boobs, and mom jeans just give me a pancake ass! Shorts and short skirts are nearly always indecently too short on me and look like I’m trying hard to show off my legs. I really liked those A-line denim skirts with the buttons down the front which were fashionable a few years ago but they’re out now.
Please help or just join me in the quest for ideas!