Does this jumpsuit look okay?

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Or does it make me look like a "fat crocodile", as per my DP's analysis?

It was a Vinted find and now I'm not too sure

Yeah, unflattering is the right word for sure.

I'll definitely re-list it.

I love jumpsuits and I've got some really lovely fitted ones which I think suit me well.

Thank you everyone, and thank you for the lovely compliments 🙂

Well, I like it - probably because I have a similar one in the same colour. It does look a bit too baggy on you, though.

If you're not sure, relist it.

I have to agree with this - you have a lovely slim figure but you do look like you're going to fix someone's boiler unfortunately.

You can definitely wear a jumpsuit (not many can) but I would just buy a more feminine version.

Actual photo of a fat crocodile for comparison.

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It looks cool

Yes - it looks like a uniform. Very utilitarian. Maybe without vest top, lower zip, good shoes? Maybe??? But fat you ain’t!

I love the colour. I don't know if it's the zip or the pocket or the long arms maybe, but it looks too utilitarian.You certainly do not look fat!

Haha sorry to give you a sock complex! I think it might be a 'no' from me if you can't expose a bit more skin - it would help balance the amount of fabric if you see what I mean.

And no birkenstocks....get thee out of Style & Beauty 🤣

I think it looks great. I have some a bit like it but I look more like a fat lizard

Bet you didn't expect a critique on the socks!

Here is a crocodile jumpsuit. If you have a spare £3287, its available from Harrods 😮

Not keen tbh - I’m sure you could get something more flattering with your slim figure.

@CC4712 , thanks for the link but people might think I was naked.

Crikey.

I did not expect it, but I do appreciate it.

I'm glad I wore some quite plain blue socks now. I'm glad I didn't wear the socks I have with cocks all over them.

You've no fat on you... You git.. 🤪

If I wore that, I'd look like Brian the Mechanic, come to take a look at your Skoda...
But you look fantastic. And I'm NOT jealous.. Not even a little.. 😭

Did you mean cocks of the poultry type?

I nearly googled 'cock socks' but decided that 'rooster socks' might be a better search

Most definitely not the poultry kind.

More like this

They'd look nice with the Lucy & Yak Vulva dungarees.

It's not very nice but if anything you look shapeless in it.

I like it. It's a great colour.

The legs are too long, and the elasticated cuff doesn't look good. I'd cut that off and hem the legs.

Nobody could make that look good

You would be fighting a losing battle trying.
What was it about it that drew you to it?

Designed for a chimney sweep.

Looks like a prison jumpsuit but Def not fat. Give over

I'm not keen if I'm totally honest. But you have a fantastic figure and definitely do not look like a fat crocodile!