I have given in. Just gone out and bought a syrup!

[anorak]

To cover my balding bonce which is rapidly turning into a giant boiled egg.

No it's a different voltage cod. Anything heavy voltage won't work unless you run it through a transformer.

v good

well that si why i had a boof head the whole time

S'cuse me that is Uma Thurman.

LGJ stomps off,to bed in a huff.

All I need now is plastic surgery, a breast reconstruction, tummy tuck, new teeth, a bionic ankle, liposuction and a brain transplant

that is fab anorak - tis nicer than my actual hair!

Tis fab yet not quite so fab as your amazing Christmas tree !

Looks fab

It looks great
My pal who had breast cancer was so attached to her syrup she gave it a name
It's no longer needed but still a cherished member of the family

Somehow I don't think the Christmas tree would look good on my head though - Sideshow Bob isn't a good look!

Well I have just washed my real hair and about two thirds of what was left has joined its pals.

Leaving me with about 5% of the normal amount spread thinly over my pate.

Looks like I purchased the rug just in time

Sideshow Bob is a bloody fantastic look, what you talking about.

I think we need a weekend in Blackpool, get home now, loads of beautiful wigs there.

Hi Anorak,

I am similarly afflicted.

Your hair looks great!

Patsy