oh god, oh barf, oh no no no Johnnie you are WRONG to sell this

[CountessDracula]

that is not nice at all

looks like one of the free bags my sis keeps getting with her magazines. she passes on to dd, who aged four doesnt like them either.

MotherFunk - I may let you.

coy simper

i think this is ghastly

Yep, it would really complement your evening wear. Combat gear generally does.

Boden really need to work on their display techniques.

Honestly, all their clothes look totally shite.

Fun skirt?.....

....not

You're right, it should be COMPLEMENT not COMPLIMENT (only it doesn't, does it ...)

Cadelaide - the blurb for that reads "Intarsia Jumper WK418. ?Unique? is an over-used word, not least by me. But when applied to this design it barely seems sufficient. Perhaps ?novel? or ?daring? or ?different? or ?extraordinary? would do the job better."

No, Johnny, the word you are looking for is "nasty".