What will they have to prise out of your cold, dead hands?

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Following on from my last thread, things you cba with, what will they have to prise out of your cold, dead hands? Clothes, treatments, products, jewellery...

For me,

1. Facial threading. If I let this go, just please take me out the back and put me out my misery.
2. Colouring my (head) hair (I am naturally "librarian brown" with a few greys but am blonde at heart)
3. Bootcut jeans

Skinny jeans and my Tweezers

Oh and my Vape

1. Clinique power lash mascara - it can be pulled off after a splash of warm water. No panda eyes or greasy eye make up remover blurring my vision for hours after.

1. Laura Mercier tinted moisturiser.

1. Epilady - no shaving and eventually the hairs pack up and go home having been defeated.

1. My Tommy Hilfiger 90s dungarees. If I had to wear the same thing for the rest of my days it would be these.

Botox twice a year

Highlights every 9 weeks

Hygienist as I drink lots of green tea

Dyson airwrap
Lip balm
Eyebrow wax and tint (although not something you can actually hold)

@cashmerecardigans (you and I have the same taste in knitwear!)
Apologies about the "librarian brown" stereotype.
I myself am an estate agent so used to people thinking I'm a slimy, dishonest git when in fact I am lovely!

Skinny Tan whipped peaches and cream tanning mousse
Aveeno body lotion
Maybelline mascara

@ParasiticMicrowasp I used "librarian brown" to mean a boring, mousey brown. As opposed to it being dark enough to be an attractive feature.

Skin and me or dermatica do subscriptions for it
It's the only thing that really works for ageing, helps your skin to turn over. It's a long slow process and you have to be patient
I'm not the most technical but I've been using skin and me for over 2 years
My skin before and now. Acne has gone, I rarely get any spots. Sebaceous filaments on my nose have cleared. Forehead wrinkles smoothed (third pic)

Concealer. NARS for preference. Everything else I can live without.

That’s 30 years of fecking acne speaking <bitter>

Funnily enough I have put tretinoin on my "things I can no longer be arsed with" thread. The itching, flaky skin is just not worth it for me. I hardly have any lines anyway and use spf. I'm concentrating on azelaic acid instead. And I've tried a low dose, not using it often, buffering with moisturiser.

My vape and my books

Clinique black honey lip balm

@Perfectlystill you are so lucky not to have to have botox and hair colour more often! I'm 3-4 times a year for botox and 6 weekly for hair colour!

Razors for my wild hairy chin
hair dye - bollocks to leaving it go grey and wiry
hairdryer - just spent 3 days without one and looked a fucking mess

Avon BB cream - surprisingly good
Mary Kay mineral powder -perfect shade for me and stays well.
YSL Touche Eclat - I remember when this first came out. I don't think it has ever been bettered.

Hair straighteners, cleanser, moisturiser, concealer.

Also now wondering if I need threading, Tretonian, a steampod and Botox

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Bless you, good to know I'm not alone in the stereotypical job description horror.
I'm sure you're an absolutely lovely estate agent, just as I'm a very blonde, high heeled librarian 😀x

Oooh I’m looking into this! My monthly breakouts are awful!

For me it would be my Mecca cosmetica illuminating, tinted moisturiser with SPF. It works miracles.

Great point!

my car keys

@Shunter350 I apologise to you too! I put it in quotation marks cos I realised it was a stereotype. I probably should just have said "mousey brown".

Tweezers and my anti Ds.

Dermovate ointment. Won't tell you what I need it for but I'd be lost without it.