I was all happy, bumbling along, booked on a day trip knowing I was invited to an evening wedding reception later in the day.
Turns out I'm on the top feckity table!
So, my day trip is now cancelled and I'm plus one to the bride's father.
I'd normally say feckity off but he's a dear friend who wants a plus one. Aka me.
So, please help me?! I'm 5'7, 15st, size 18 ish. Fat! I love Joe Browns so you have an idea, bit hippy, love a maxi dress, I have horrible bingo wings because I'm 50, erm, budget about £80? And it has to be delivered soon.
Bloody men!!