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Oh what fresh hell is this?!

21 replies

TeamSpike · 11/06/2022 19:43

I don't care what body type you have. This cannot be comfortable for ANYONE !

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Isaidnoalready · 11/06/2022 19:44

Hasn't this been on the board before? There are other horrors on the website

dexterslockedintheshedagain · 11/06/2022 19:49

That is on a par with Borat's swimming costume. 🤮🤮

Usernamenotavailabletryanother · 11/06/2022 19:50

I no longer fear hell

Gingernaut · 11/06/2022 19:52

and at not even £4.50, where's the quality?

SirChenjins · 11/06/2022 19:59

Dear lord in heaven. You’d spend your whole time picking it out of your food and bum crack, surely?

SirChenjins · 11/06/2022 20:00

Foof - there’s not enough of it to get it in your food

TeamSpike · 11/06/2022 20:14

Glad it's not just me that thinks it's insane!
the photoshop is strong with this one

Apparently everyone who shops with them has a body like a kardashian

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Eightiesfan · 11/06/2022 20:26

Obviously all these atrocities have been designed by men, for men. No woman in her right mind would wear these, they look like they belong on the costume rack for a cheap porn shoot.

IcakethereforeIam · 11/06/2022 20:35

If it's the type with press studs in the crotch, I always worry they'll snap open and take your eye out. Though tbh that picture might do that anyway.

Oinkypig · 11/06/2022 20:40

@TeamSpike sure the Kardashian’s don’t even have bodies like the Kardashian’s it’s all photo shopped or filtered! That swim suit is bad though, maybe it’s to wear with shorts????

TeamSpike · 11/06/2022 21:01

Oinkypig · 11/06/2022 20:40

@TeamSpike sure the Kardashian’s don’t even have bodies like the Kardashian’s it’s all photo shopped or filtered! That swim suit is bad though, maybe it’s to wear with shorts????

Oh I know!
Yeah on the site the model did have shorts on with it but still!

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blugray · 11/06/2022 21:12

Honestly I don’t think it would be uncomfortable, it’s just a bodysuit with high sides. It would feel like a bodysuit on, not a painful wedgie

ImpartialMongoose · 11/06/2022 21:31

I think they've confused the word 'elegance' with 'clitoris'. And 'embrace' with 'strangle'.

WetWilly · 11/06/2022 22:13

Bet it’s up her arse too - so will he popular of love island it looks like it isn’t centred - you see a lot more of her right side vag than the left - poor mare I hope she was paid a lot

TeamSpike · 11/06/2022 22:28

😂 These comments are making me laugh

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Ylvamoon · 11/06/2022 22:28

Surely the swimsuit is a product of our time... at £4.49 AND the economical use of fabric! It's a win win for consumer and manufacturers with the added staring bonus for a certain type of men.

TheYearOfSmallThings · 11/06/2022 22:30

Cheeeeeesewiiiiiiiire!

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