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So, which body shape are you? (Trinny and Susannah)

50 replies

Flier · 13/01/2008 12:10

here's an online body shape calculator

www.littlewoods.com/rf/static.do?page=landinghtml91

OP posts:
psychomum5 · 15/01/2008 20:42

well, apparently if I don't like the sound of me being a colomn, then I can opt to be a brick or even an apple!!!

my choice it seems so is this all real anyhow??

Flier · 15/01/2008 20:55

hmm

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PellMell · 15/01/2008 20:58

my body shape is rather like the hot water tank in the airing cupboard

CaptainUnderpants · 15/01/2008 20:59

Apple , basically my body shape is too big for my clothes ! I dont need Trinny & Suzie to tel me that !

imaginaryfriend · 15/01/2008 21:01

I'm a column apparently.

LaDiDaDi · 15/01/2008 21:02

I think I'm a skinny pear. Basically straight up and down apart from my sticky out bottom.

discoverlife · 15/01/2008 21:05

Chello, a very big one.

pootleflump · 15/01/2008 21:13

I'm a vase

grannyslippers · 15/01/2008 22:22

Hourglass, apparently

Not sure of the occasion to wear pencil skirt and peep-toe shoes though.

brimfull · 16/01/2008 12:56

sorry here

brimfull · 16/01/2008 12:56

oops

anniemac · 17/01/2008 14:04

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Bobbiewickham · 17/01/2008 14:24

I'm a skittle

I don't wanna be a skittle.

FlameNFurter · 17/01/2008 14:51

I'm a vase... I don't remember if I was a vase before, but as a general rule I tend to be Kelly Brook so that fits.

My norks have shrunk though so I am now at a loss as to whether they are average or large.

My arse is always a problem too - it isn't wide, but it sticks out like a ledge. So not a BIG one, but a bit odd.

GreenGlassGoblin · 17/01/2008 14:55

When I was skinny (pre childbirth) I was a column. Now I'm an apple. 'The most difficult shape to dress well'. Thanks for that, T&S

Babyramone · 17/01/2008 23:52

I'm a brick. square and shapeless

themoon66 · 17/01/2008 23:59

I'm pretty much a vase on the lollipop cusp I reckon.

LynetteScavo · 18/01/2008 00:02

A skittle! I don't think so, I'm doing it again!

LynetteScavo · 18/01/2008 00:05

OK, so maybe they're right. I need togo and get some boyfriend jeans.

LynetteScavo · 18/01/2008 00:08

Actually, I think I'm a pear. I really don't want to be a pear, but I am similar to Sandra Bullock.

prettymum · 18/01/2008 00:16

im a vase, i think that is right.

jeangenie · 18/01/2008 08:44

I'm whichever one they describe but don't tell you how to dress. Pretty annoying that. Some kind of variation on a pear if I recall correctly from my swift perusal in waterstones the other day...

varicoseveined · 18/01/2008 22:47

cello, like Oprah

Sibble · 18/01/2008 23:09

a skittle too that's not a good look

Izzybel · 18/01/2008 23:19

I'm a vase. I'm quite happy with that.

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