Does this body lotion exist?

[JinglingHellsBells]

It must exfoliate (yes I know I can use a scrub or a loofah), moisturise and not be sticky, and in a perfect world, help get rid of any crepey skin. Not have an overpowering smell and not cost more than £10.

I've loved Neutrogena for years and also some Garnier (cheap as chips) but happy to other ideas. I don't like Nivea as I just hate the smell.

The Vaseline Aloe spray in the green can is pretty good. Non greasy, sinks in fast, inoffensive smell.

If you require your lotion to exfoliate your skin it will need to contain some glycolic acid. The Dove Pro Age one has AHAs and leaves my dry skin feeling really soft and smooth. The fragrance doesn't appeal to me, but it doesn't hang around for long.

In order for it not to be too sticky apply a small blob and rub it in rather than slathering it on.

Palmers anti ageing which has AHA in BUT it smells. Other than that it's amazing and gets rid of my itchy shins too

Cerave SA skin smoothing cream or Ameliorate body lotion.

Both will exfoliate but won’t change crepey skin.

I love this. Doesn’t exfoliate but I’ve not had that bumpy skin thing since I’ve used it.
www.hollandandbarrett.com/shop/product/dr-organic-rose-otto-skin-lotion-60086402?skuid=086402