Fake toe nails

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I didn't realise these were a thing .
My toenails are crappy but if I wear fake ones, aren't they bound to come off?

They won't come off if you wear swimming flippers, but it is a bit tricky to walk in them when you're in shops, banks, libraries etc.

You can get your own toenails reconstructed at some salons and podiatrists. Lasts ages.