Space NK: What's that all about then?

[DrNortherner]

Painted shop assistants who look down their noses.

Tubs of crams and potions that cost about £90

Candles that cost the earth

Shop seems empty - no cutomers and harldy any stock.

Am I missing something?

I may be Ugly, well I definaly may be ugly, but for a small amount of time, I feel georgous and thin and then I love using the product.

So What.

I may be Ugly, well I definaly may be ugly, but for a small amount of time, I feel georgous and thin and then I love using the product.

So What.

Oh Yes doubley ugly - how very dare I show my face in public

what's it all about?

it's about getting ripped off.

Nicky Kinnaird set up Space NK , her initials are NK geddit she trained as a surveyor at Paisley Uni, scotland.

i have a Space NK near me and yep the shops are charmless, intimidating full of scary looking too much badly applied slap snobby bints

hate space NK vibe - give me Boots anyday

paisley's such a dump, too.

eh yep it is. OMG worked there and boy are they cliquey. yer sister is yer mother, yer uncle is yer brother, and they call each other buddy -welcome to Paisley

i wound up there through no choice of my own and nope, no can do.

no wonder poor David Tenant bailed as soon as he could.

i'm surprised the guy didn't leave skidmarks.

geesuz, that place made me yearn for my mother's house and i tore out of there at warp speed in 1989.

what is Dishy Dave connection to paisley?

apparently he was brought up in that sorry shithole, after being born in Bathgate - and it's a toss up as to which one is worse.

www.imdb.com/name/nm0855039/bio

feck me, armadale, bathgate like island of Dr Moreau

nah, livingston. now there's Webster's definition of Hell on Earth .

if you ever need to explain the term 'ned' to someone, just drive that way on the M8.

d'ya think livi is worse than airdrie
Ned i love that expression

now i've not been down airdrie way, but lemme tell you, i'll take rural-as-hell Argyll over the likes of Gourock, Greenock, Port Glasgow and Paisley any day.

my former boss was born in Greenock and brought up in Aberdeenshire.

she went to uni in Glasgow, but had been living in Edinburgh for about 6 years and never lost a chance to slag Greenock.

i wondered why.

thought she was exaggerating.

then i went there myself.

immediately sent her a text, 'U were rite and i was wrong!'

LOL
nice to hear from ye

She kept telling us, 'It's a dump!'

I thought, 'How bad can it be?'

Bad, man. Really, really, fucking bad!

Before the Tesco in Gourock re-opened last month, us bumpkins in the Cowal had to go to the one in Port Glasgow.

Dh was packing up the shopping, blethering away with the checker, who noticed his East Coast accent.

So DH said, 'Aye, I'm from Embra.' To which the chap asked if there were much crime.

DH replied, 'Aye. Stabbings and fights and that.'

Chap: 'Oh, just like here, then.'