After mat leave followed by lockdown, it’s now 2 years since I’ve been in the office - bar the odd pop in afternoon. I’ve put weight on and feel awful - I’m actively in the process of losing 5 stone.
Wardrobe choices are minimal and revolve around slim fit (ha) jeans, billowy top and knee length black cardigan to basically hide the thigh part of the jeans. Bare arms are an absolute no go.
Return to work is approaching and now, hideously I’ve got to attend an event where I’ll be right out of my comfort zone and I’m informed need to wear a branded t shirt top. It’ll be a cheap clingy promo type thing and I’ll look like shit. It’s super professional (despite the t shirt attire) so don’t think I’ll get away with sizing right up and wearing tent like.
It’s with jeans probably but they’ll give me a massive muffin top so thinking I need more flattering trousers.. but what? Softer waisted, ankle grazing type?
Might also lose/ claim wrong size on the shirt and try for a longer top and soft blazer look?
First world problem clearly but I’m in such a confidence crisis this is actually keeping me awake at night 