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Velvet Harness 😳

27 replies

Isbobmyuncle · 11/08/2021 18:58

What on Earth is this?!?!

www.wolfandbadger.com/uk/velvet-harness/

It’s £103!!!!! 😮😮😮

Velvet Harness 😳
OP posts:
Imissmoominmama · 11/08/2021 19:00

It’s to stop your chap pulling on his lead.

Cookiebox · 11/08/2021 20:34

Oh that's stunning 😂

LadyJJ · 12/08/2021 08:20

@Imissmoominmama that made me laugh ha.
Now I keep imagining my chubby hairy DP in it!

KittenKong · 12/08/2021 08:22

Well it’s sold out... awwwww.

The ‘meet the designer’ is quite amusing.

SirenSays · 12/08/2021 10:57

I had a bralette that looked just like that after my ex MIL shrank it. She kept it for cleaning the blinds 😅

TTCAbroad · 12/08/2021 11:21

Omg I almost posted about this the other day - I actually laughed out loud when it popped up 😂.

Wish I had something witty to say but the only thing that comes to mind is ‘what the fuck’.

HoppSuisse · 12/08/2021 11:21

The designer has an interesting range Grin

Velvet Harness 😳
FloconDeNeige · 12/08/2021 11:26

I mean, who on earth is that going to look good on? I’m slim and of reasonable nork, but I’d look like a sausage wearing dental floss in that. Tbh, it could only really look ‘ok’ (using the term loosely) on young teenagers and it’s highly inappropriate for them.

It must be a piss-take!

Justilou1 · 12/08/2021 11:29

Wow! This has to be designed by people who hate people!

MalbecIsMyOne · 12/08/2021 11:30

@HoppSuisse

The designer has an interesting range Grin
“Niche” one might say Grin
pitterpatterrain · 12/08/2021 11:31

“Designed by people who hate people”

Grin Grin

jay55 · 12/08/2021 11:32

My first thought was poor model has it on backwards.

mrsrichardsglasses · 12/08/2021 11:39

Stop the planet, I want to get off.

Boood · 12/08/2021 11:43

Shouldn’t it fit underneath his pecs? It looks too small.

KittenKong · 12/08/2021 12:13

@HoppSuisse

The designer has an interesting range Grin
Looks like they left the coat hanger in!
Oldraver · 12/08/2021 12:39

That wouldn't even cover my nipples

LivingDeadGirlUK · 12/08/2021 15:16

As a good little goth girl I used to love a harness, always worn OVER a top though :p

GalaxyGirl24 · 12/08/2021 16:04

😂😂😂 these images are awful. Pointless clothing as it's best , love it

Miniestelle · 12/08/2021 16:37

Good grief, I just pictured what I would look like in it and the mental image made me physically shudder.

sqirrelfriends · 12/08/2021 16:45

"REAMEREI is an Italian clothing brand inspired by unfulfilled childhood dreams that were lost in disillusionment, but have powerfully resurfaced.
"

This is so true, my greatest wish at 4 was to be a dog. I never imagined I'd have to mangle my tits to achieve it thoughSad

VenusClapTrap · 12/08/2021 16:45

It’s for men

Miniestelle · 12/08/2021 17:02

It looks like a woman has it on in the photo. Is it for women or men, or both?

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 12/08/2021 17:07

This is so true, my greatest wish at 4 was to be a dog. I never imagined I'd have to mangle my tits to achieve it though

Today has been a difficult one for me @sqirrelfriends

You managed to make me laugh with this so bless you. ☺️

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 12/08/2021 17:09

And it is OUT OF STOCK!!!
mangled tits are obviously in high demand.

AuntMasha · 12/08/2021 17:10

Looks like a bro - a bra for men.