I feel a little out of touch with high street fashion

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Go to jail now @BakeOffRewatch do not pass go and do not collect £200. Christ knows what you would spend it on

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I can't unsee the leaky nipples.

Just awful.

Yeah honestly I do, it reflect the corset and darts of traditional dresses but in current technical knit fashion. Don’t see how the lines are any different to darts in dresses. I think it’s very cool.

I like stuff like that where patterns and lines go with the lines of body, especially when it is monochrome, like this top.

If I wore that you'd clearly see that my tits don't like eachother, I'm sure my left tit would be trying to escape whilst my right plotted it's revenge with a casual nipple slip.

It looks like she's trying to hypnotize folks with her boobs

Haa haa haa! I love this thread!!

Are these the garments that are only worn less than ten times? I doubt vanish could fix the issue here.

I shouldn't think you'd get much wear out of a leaky boobs/ hypnotic boobs outfit, but I could be wrong.

Isn’t that an Edwardian man’s bathing costume?

Well I shall mince around Sainsburys in that little number! Actually no I won't as it doesn't come in my size (phew, what luck!),

The first one looks like something you'd wear to go open water swimming.