World’s most expensive belt

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www.theoutnet.com/en-gb/shop/product/max-mara/belts/belts/leather-belt/24092600056759504

This MaxMara belt, for sale on the Outnet, is reduced to £835. From £5,571.

Yes, you read that correctly. £5,571.

I checked whether it is made from unicorn hide and cured pixie skin. No. Bovine leather.

How can a belt be so expensive? How? Is it made from a sacred cow? Even Hermes wouldn’t have the neck to charge that much!

What a ridiculous price!

Try googling design crochet items!

I could make this in under an hour!

www.matchesfashion.com/products/1445821?country=GBR&qxjkl=tsid:30065%7Ccgn:gcdL/ATRVoE&c3ch=LinkShare&c3nid=gcdL/ATRVoE&utm_source=linkshare&utm_medium=affiliation&utm_campaign=uk&utm_content=gcdL/ATRVoE&rffrid=aff.linkshare.2523611.35725

That is an ambitiously priced crochet scarf!

I wonder whether The Outnet got the price wrong and it was supposed to be attached to a couture gown hand (paw?) sewn by Tailor of Gloucester-style mice and trimmed with rare moon rocks (as in rocks from the moon, not moonstones?)

Was it knitted by Mother Teresa or something?

Crocheted, sorry.

Well it’s a load of bollocks isn’t it.

I went to Bicester Village today. In Chloe there was a dress for £450 reduced from £950 made of polyester.

Who in their right mind would pay £950 for a polyester dress?

I left Bicester Village totally put off by the conspicuous pretension of designer bollocks.

That must be a mistake. Max Mara isn’t that expensive (for a designer brand).

Oh good, they’ve knocked the £2.50 delivery charge off😂😂😂😂😂😂

I’m certain that’s an error! The belts on Max Mara’s site are around £100-200.