Good god - these shoes are hideous!

[BewareTheBeardedDragon]

These must be the most hideous shoes I've ever seen. Boring and hideous in equal measure 😆🤮

They look like carpet samples.

Indeed, hideous.

A cross between carpet samples and ye olde jester....

Yours for just 280 of your Earth pounds...

How you'd walk without tripping is beyond me

thanks for the laugh

I don't mean to be mean but also those feet look massive! Maybe that's the fault of the shoes

Agreed - they are not flattering to the feet in them

Look - there's more! Many aggressively square shoes on their site, also delightful clogs lined with what looks like dog hair and apparently clothes coming soon, advertised with a glimpse of a skirt made from a string bag that my granny used to take to the shops.

There is so much on the website that someone must be buying them. They're not all as awful as the pics I've clipped but they seem to choose the worst for their advertising

Don't pay £280. You could make a pair of those with two carpet tiles, an Amazon carton and a stable gun.

I writing off to Dragon`s Den now!

They look very tight across the top of the foot which could cause issues. Also how the heck do you walk in them ? They don't have backs to them so do you slide your feet across the floor or grip like made with your toes if you lift them off the ground ? Cramp shoes !

Those clogs make me feel ill!

I love my Miista zebra slipons - very easy to wear, comfy and look smart without overdoing the bonkers. They’re cut like Skechers but made in furry stuff and leather so they keep the cosy but lose the hideous dowdy feel.

Ok they are pretty shocking but have you ever heard of irregular choice? Whenever I go to our nearest city I always pop in for a look, find them absolutely amazingly bad. At least these ones just look like you couldn’t afford shoes and quickly von-trapped yourself a pair out of some old cloth and bits of wood. The irregular choice ones, it’s clear you’ve made the choice to wear these shoes.

Good lord these are awful

Looks like something you would make in year 8 textiles/resistant materials class.

@Kanaloa 😂😂😂

@Supersimkin2 I can believe that some of them are comfy, from the site they actually look amazingly well made. I'm just stunned by the advertising choices. Some of the boots actually look nice.

They remind me of the film Midsommer shudder

Obviously the Grand High Witch would wear them!

avavav.com/collections/shoes

These need a quick re-up. Once seen, never forgotten. You’ll need your therapist on speed dial.

@MilkWasABadChoice I'm crying laughing 😂
Ds think those are cool...

*thinks

@MilkWasABadChoice
WTF?????

Puppet shoes

Well that’s rounded off the day with a good laugh, especially the dog hair clogs and the Avavav ‘bloody feet’ boots. Thanks!