What is going on with the perspective in this picture?!

[YouHaveNoAuthorityHereJackie]

I have no idea why, but I’m on the Mulberry mailing list. This popped up today and I stared at the picture for ages and I’m still not sure I’m seeing it right. It looks at first glance like two very large boobs that have had a big argument

She's lying on her side wearing a dress that is pinned together, Liz Hurley-style, on the outside of the thigh. The camera is pointing at her arse.
Buy a Mulberry Handbag and you'll always have somewhere to stash your safety pins.

Omg that’s so weird, is that her tit or ease?

The bits closest to the camera are her hip and thigh, aren't they?

Hip and thigh. It's really not an appealing ad. I'm not looking it and thinking I desperately need a new handbag.

It is a very strange angle, it makes it look like she only has one leg.

That took me a while. She’s sort of twisted

Where is her right leg