New swimming costume trend?

[Beetie1]

Not sure I'm brave enough

www.boohoo.com/woman-underwire-cut-out-swimsuit-/FZZ09805.html

Imagine going down a waterslide in that, or being hit by a wave!! I once had a wave pull off my bikini bottoms and they weren't anything super skimpy either!

Not sure that will stand up to actual swimming…

Finally it's under boob's time in the spotlight. For so long it's been cleavage, cleavage, cleavage and then we had a spell of side boob. And now at last it's time for some under boob. All ye perky of tit and sky high of nipples rejoice.

I keep looking at it wondering where her nipples are. It looks like they've been photoshopped out.

My areolas would be saying hello…

maybe they are a picture of a boob!
definitely not suitable for a woman after child birth!

Hahaha, my boobs would fall straight out through the gap and lurk around my belly button.

My nipples would be the only thing you'd see

Wtaf. No wonder it's only a tenner.

Hilarious!! Even when I was young and perkier there’s no way my nipples would’ve stayed above the gaps

That's only for those with implants

£10.80. Oh the quality.

there were lots of swim attire on the first page that wouldn't suit any "swimming" except for maybe sperm meets egg type.
i dared not check out the backs on the miniscule bikini bottoms.

I’m going to get one of those and really give my twenty-something and teen kids (and everyone else at the pool) the shock of their lives

'ma, we can see your melons. wtf'

Classica

Or my mamelons (which is French for nipples - see what I’ve done there? )

Is it really made out of denim?! Are swimming contained usually made out of denim?

Breastfed babies everywhere rejoice

My nipples wouldn't show. The top of my boobs would, the rest would be cosily tucked in way below the hole.

Good for breastfeesing

definitely not suitable for a woman after child birth!

Oh I absolutely disagree - breastfeeding will be a breeze in that!

That’s horrific

Wow. Think of the sunburn! This gave me a chuckle, OP. Thanks!

It says it's made out of denim.

Yes definitely good for breastfeeding.