Wtf????!!

[Asposhasitgets]

This popped up on my Facebook alongside some perfectly normal floaty dresses from the same place .
www.wolfandbadger.com/uk/clea-blue-frame-bra/?result_index=1&query_id=e84558aa5ad8e73edf92ff10379f25f7
I’m not sure if it was the somewhat draughty design or the price that I was most discombobulated by...

And I quote...
Gold hardwear for added kink....ha ha ha ha

The Clea Frame Bra, perfect for the boudoir and beyond
I 'heard' that in a Buzz Lightyear voice!😂😂

@CeeceeBloomingdale

2 metres of ribbon from the market, 65p a metre, Bob's your uncle!

Come on, be fair - the hardware is '24k gold plated'

@Gooseysgirl

The matching thong is a bargain at £110...

Theres also similarly priced pair with what appears to be a merkin on the front (cant do links, soz)

The designer waxing lyrical about it is called Pia?

Either didn’t start life as a woman, or needs her membership revoked.

Hmm ... wonder why there's nobody modelling it?

@FunnyWonder, I'd offer them my services but somehow I don't think it would be the look their designer imagined

“Captures the imagination “.... okay 😂

Pia is a common women’s name in Denmark

Quite expensive tho. Who buys this stuff? And does it wash.

It’s Ann Summers for people with more money than sense.

@FunnyWonder

Hmm ... wonder why there's nobody modelling it?

Terrifying, there IS, on the designer's page (first of the five scrolly pics).

www.wolfandbadger.com/uk/designers/studio-pia/

Apparently pasties are the answer.

“Clea’s bold cut-outs and statement hardware cage the body, commanding attention and capturing the imagination.” – Pia, Creative Director

When your tits are hanging out, capturing the imagination isn't very difficult.

www.wolfandbadger.com/uk/mesh-thong-with-shearling-dusty-blue/?result_index=58&query_id=bd9b1a496cf55dd81b02b146be718a62
tada the aforementioned merkin thong!

Ew!

How about plain 'ouch'?

https://www.wolfandbadger.com/uk/clea-collar-jet/?resultindex=45&queryy_id=3e0859c7a5d22258240df055f7533cd2

Well THANK YOU VERY MUCH OP, I clicked on that link and then the horrific boob harness was following me around the internet, I had to clear all my cookies!!!

Please can someone enlighten me as to who is spending money on this crap? Most of us at some point are removing hair down there, not buying knickers with it stuck to the bloody front!
Also why is it blonde ....I might what a different colour....

"Limited stock available" = we only made one to see if anyone would buy it for a joke.

How is there a sodding advert for Wolf and Badger undies appearing on my work PC when ive never googled these attrocities at work? Aaaaarrrrghhhh!!!!!!!

This thread has absolutely MADE my Wednesday. Thank you.

Although further to a comment above, anyone who thinks 24k plated 'hardware' on an invisible bra constitutes kink has clearly led a rather sheltered life....

@IEat

“Captures the imagination “.... okay 😂

The imagination is about all it does capture 😯

The advert is still !following me round days later

@notacooldad

The advert is still !following me round days later

I have only just spotted this thread in Threads I’m On - I’d completely forgotten posting it! But @notacooldad, I do apologise for the ads - I’m still getting them as well 🙄. Oh well, at least I can easily buy a draughty bra if I decide I do need one after all... The good news is it comes in two colour ways (and this one has a model - looking a little uncomfortable): www.wolfandbadger.com/uk/clea-frame-bra-jet/?result_index=2&query_id=ed4e54d108edbf32258ce4e13c9d17d8

@wantmorenow

www.wolfandbadger.com/uk/mesh-thong-with-shearling-dusty-blue/?result_index=58&query_id=bd9b1a496cf55dd81b02b146be718a62 tada the aforementioned merkin thong!