I just want to start with I am not a troll, but I am genuinely curious what other people do in this situation.
I use a bikini trimmer in the bathroom. My solution to messy hair clippings as a teen was to layer toilet roll on the bathroom floor, stand over it and clip, then fold it all together and... excuse me for this... spit on the floor and use that to stick stray bits to the paper as I wiped round. Then it goes in the bin.
I've just realised after all these years I never changed my strategy but there must be a better way. Are there any trimmers which vacuum in the hairs to a container or anything?
What do other people do?