Old money - chubby, strangely cut baggy trousers, utility footwear, cashmere jumpers with holes, worn with shirts with frayed collars but cufflinks. No engagement ring with their wedding ring, but a gold watch with a leather strap. Wild hair, tanned skin with ruddy cheeks, untamed eyebrows, snaggled fingernails, characterful teeth.
Haute bourgeoisie - straight and shiny hair expensively maintained, poreless and slightly immobile skin, perfect eyebrows, perfectly straightened and whitened teeth, painted nails in an elegant colour, expensively minimal jewellery, understated make-up and nails, expensive but unshowy clothing, always ironed, with a stainless steel expensive watch, usually a Cartier Tank. The new money subgroup likes a lot of recognisable branding on their bags and shoes, and big diamonds in their rings, ears, and around the bezel of their watch.
Haute bohemian - very tanned faces with long mermaid hair that may never have seen a brush. Ethnic clothing that exposes unusual, very tanned erogenous zones such as shoulders or midriffs. Cartier and Pippa Small jewellery worn with loom bands and pony beads, and an obscenely expensive man’s diving watch. Hats. Perfect hair, skin, nails, and teeth, but all ageing prematurely because of their love of holidays and recreational drugs. So thin you suspect an eating disorder.