What the HELL is Zara thinking with these boots?

[SpiderCharlotte]

Look at these monstrosities.

Am I just hopelessly out of touch?

Oh God wtf?

Haha they look like part of a cheapo fancy dress costume.....you know the overlays for fake feet or something . I'm not explaining it very well but i hope u know what I mean !

ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY QUID????!!!!

I was looking for suede cowboy boots and this is what I was greeted with.

Why? WHY??

Yuck

They look like something out of the Rocky Horror Show

@CoatTails Yep one hundred and eighty of the Queen's pounds to look like, well, I don't even know what anyone would look like in them. Apart from a total bellend.

Cartoon campus villain boots.

WTAF 😂

😂😂😂😂😂

Amazing. Amazingly bad, obvs. Jesus.

:O

I've just been staring at them for the last 10 minutes trying to work out a reasonable explanation for these. I really can't, I keep asking myself why? Why are these here? What was the thinking behind them? I have many questions but no answers. My gut response was 🤮

Hideous

Thought you meant Zara Tindall for a minute!

Bloody price of the monstrosities

I know this is generally pretty bad form on MN (mentioning the opinions of A Man) but I just showed these to DH who is generally acknowledged to have absolutely no fashion sense at all, & even he looked confused. Especially when I mentioned the price. He looked pretty relieved when he realised I didn't want them.

For me it's the nasty plasticky leg bit that really grates. The way it wrinkles unattractively next to the red *"shoe" part.

*My autocorrect just changed that to "shite". Maybe it's not such a bastard after all. Maybe it knows things...

@AwdBovril I think your autocorrect has it spot on. 🤣

My eyes!

Oh God. Jheeeze. Someone got paid to make these!? Hideous

Fuck me, no words 😶

They look like the shoes you get on The SIMS

Feck me they’re vile. I went on the Zara Website to look at them. They’ve even put the model in a long skirt which mostly hides them.

I can't see any pictures with a model, but they look like leather stockings + shoes. Very strange.

I feel like I need to apologise for causing some of you such distress.

How magnificent!! Do you think they are in-store? I feel I have to go marvel in their wonder tomorrow. Maybe even try them on and take a photo to record the sheer ridiculousness of them