I’ve just turned on the tv and Jodie Kidd is on James Martin’s cooking show. She is wearing a fitted denim shirt, a belt with a big buckle and tight jeans. She should look like a cowboy but she looks fresh and natural and effortlesssly chic and beautiful.
I am short and dumpy with big boobs and I think at the moment I am actually properly green with envy.
And now JM is cooking the most amazing looking steaks. Normally I am very contented with my life but right now I am longing to be her.