I am going out tomorrow for a friend's birthday. There's tapas, drinks and possibly clubbing. I last went clubbing about 17 years ago. It's not my thing any more, I feel old and frumpy and getting to bed early is my idea of a good night nowadays.
However, it means a lot to her and she means a lot to me, so I bought a dress off Asos a couple of months ago so that I felt committed to going.
I've just tried it on and it's too short. If it were winter I could wear it as a tunic top with jeans. But it's too hot for that. There's no way I can wear the new chub-rub things I bought for it either.
My plan is to buy some big black knickers, preferably shorts style tomorrow and use roll-on deodorant where my thighs rub.
How does that sound? Any better ideas? Any words of encouragement?