Footner. Any good?

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I’ve just spent the last hour soaking my feet in Footner socks. Please confirm to me that in the next couple of weeks I’m going to have amazing smooth trotters and my grotty heels will be a thing of the past?

You've just reminded me, I've got some in the cupboard I keep meaning to use!

You will not believe how much skin will come off your feet after a few days. It's both gross and compelling. How smooth your feet will be underneath will depend on how bad they were to start with, but they will def be much smoother.

Top tips: soak your feet (if you shower in the bath, put the plug in, that's usually enough for me) to speed things up, and however tempting it gets don't pick the skin off! Rub it off with a towel and prepare to be amazed/repulsed as before.

How long does this wizardry take to work?

I'm wearing slingbacks to a wedding on Sunday
.. Am I too late?

You might not be wearing the sling backs on Sunday, sorry. Sometimes it can take a while for the shedding to begin and the shedding goes on a few days!

Soaking your feet a lot might speed it up.

I really want to do this before my holiday but I live in flip flops and don't want to inflict my shedding hooves on the world.

Ooooh I’m excited now! I’m on holiday on the 15th and would like baby soft feet by then.

OP you may be lucky and the shedding may start after the wedding if not put an old toothbrush in your handbag and have a quick brush of your feet every time you go to the loo to get any massive bits as they suddenly peel