After yet another failed shopping trip, I really need some help. I have a massive 'mum tum', which starts under my boobs - so i look properly pregnant - and all the dresses I try on really seem to accentuate my under-boob 'shelf'. I also have big boobs and wide shoulders, so often look like a man in drag in dresses. I'm otherwise pretty slim.
Does anyone else have this problem? Can you advise me what shape of dress would suit me? I already know to steer clear of high necklines which do me no favours at all. Oh, and midi or maxi is a must as I'm not a fan of showing my white, veiny legs.
I sound like such a catch, don't I?