I've dug an old dress out of the back of my wardrobe and am thinking of wearing it to the races. The problem is, either it's stretched or I have and now it's all a bit boobs-on-a-plate.
I don't want to be in the Daily Mail as an example of trashy dressing and my boobs are definitely not fit for public display so I hoped some tape would hold everything in place. I've googled and looked on Amazon and the reviews are mixed. I want something INDUSTRIAL. There's enough fabric to cover 'em up I just need to stop it and them flopping down.
What's the best tape on the market, or should I rock out the superglue?