Going on holiday in three weeks....

[champagneplanet]

Booked a beach holiday to Spain last week with DH, DCs and PILs. We go in three weeks and I am in no way beach ready. Need to get myself sorted, i've been covered up in tights, jumpers and scarves since last October, my skin is way past the pale and interesting shade of white.

What can I do to overhaul to make me feel better with the clock ticking?

Ooh me too! I'll join you in a bit of pre-holiday primping :)

I'm thinking:
Exfoliate the lizard-like scales off my body
Hair removal
Be more active
Cut out snacking
Drink more water
Paint toe nails
Thread brows
Fake tan nearer the date

Slim fast diet, sunbed buying bigger clothes of eBay

Toying with eyelash extensions too. I've had them before and they make all the difference to my hooded eyes.

I went to the gym in one of my early attempts to get holiday ready. Spectacular fail. I flew backwards off the treadmill and now have a big cut on my shin which will look FABULOUS in shorts/swimwear.

Should have stayed on the sofa