See, 200 quid for shoes is one thing but a 400 sticker and I'm off to Net A Porter. Same with their dresses.
Mother of the Bride. That's what LKB says to me, and I a) am exactly the age of their target market b) think that's the scariest phrase in the English Language c) probably because of a).
And... Office Clothes - a second phrase guaranteed to send shivers down the spine of anyone who cares what they look like. And only people who care what they look like will drop 400 on a shift dress.
You get the feeling that to be value-for-money the designers have made every piece useful and generic, which is great, but there's something dispiriting about both of these qualities in a going-out outfit that they haven't quelled enough. Reliable is not a sexy word.
Annoying, because the quality is second to none on the high street. Hobbs, Jaeger, Jigsaw, tat in comparison.
Really annoying - I had an LKB bag that I was dying to wear out because I wanted a new one and it stubbornly refused to dent, scratch, fade, or age in any way at all.