I understand that, if one is a man, one is allowed to wear decently thick, warm, smooth lambswool jumpers. M&S, for example, has 'pure extra fine lambswool' in 14 colours and a variety of styles - crew neck, V-neck, zip up.
I would like the same for me. Not see-through merino, not itchy chunky wool, not 100% acrylic or 'wool mix' that gives me eczema and BO. In, say, navy, a nice green, scarlet, wine colour. Not black, not white. A decent enough length that when I bend over (primary teacher) the jumper still covers the top of my skirt / trousers. A neckline I can wear over a T-shirt or a collared shirt. Fitted, not tight, smart enough to teach in. Doesn't go bobbly after 1 wash.
Please, where can I get one from?