Something beginning with F

[StrangerInAnOpenCar]

Not really my idea of 'style' or 'beauty' but I've just heard I have to preside at a school fancy dress party as something beginning with F next week. I may need to suddenly turn (revert!) into a professional adult at any stage, so I thought 'fairy' would work.

Anyone seen any good wings, wand etc to fit a size 14-16 woman?

Or, any better ideas?

Farmer? Smock, hat and binder twine belt.

(No idea re fairy wings)

Thank you! I like Farmer. Party in wellies sounds good to me.

Film star? French maid? (maybe not) Flamingo?

Feminist? Get an "adult human female " T-shirt Or some animal like fox, frog etc depending on the suitable paraphernalia you have lying about at home!!

Agree though farmer might be easiest and most comfortable!

Father Christmas surely.

And you'd keep the kids under control.

MrsEric i thought of flamingo - have a very pink dress.

Father Christmas- can't believe I didn't think of that! It's great big teenagers though, which I should have said, and I am SLT so I need to be prepared to get all serious or go to A and E, (v unlikely) without changing.

Love 'Feminist'. Would get eye-rolling, but I might anyway.

What about 'Frenchie' from Grease? Or just French and be very chic!

How about 1920s Flapper dress? So many out there.

Flapper? If you have a nice 20s style dress in your wardrobe?

Take a bunch of flowers and some scissors - Florist

Gym stuff - Fitness Instructor

White Lab coat, magnifying glass - Forensic Scientist

All in black with a Top Hat - Funeral Director.

Let us know what you decide to go as

I think feminist and farmer are great ideas - or how about firefighter?

I know it's not my place, but please don't go as a fairy! Great chance to show kids what's suitable for a grown adult rather than a 'girl' choice...

Facebook. Just wear your regular clothes.

I would go as a fox: Bristol Novelty Fox Costume Accessory Set and Sound www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00ESAS5OG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_kvNdCbX2XVXA9