Trouser trouble

[Troubleandstrifebagforlife]

I always wear trousers because my legs are so so blindingly white that I could cause road traffic accidents if I bared them. Am rubbish at applying fake tan as well.
Usually in the summer I wear size 14 short linen wide leg trousers m&s now a bit too long since they lengthened short
Sainsbury’s next etc
I would really like a change as they probably do make me look shorter and fatter size 16 on top due to giant blossoms
Any ideas? I don’t think I can do skinny think I’d look like Humpty Dumpty
Am willing to spend for for something nice

I've been wearing flat fronted chinos with a small turn-up - a few people have asked if I've lost weight (I haven't) so they can't look too bad. Like you I'm a 14 and also have giant "blossoms" so frequently need a 16 on top. A small turn up seems to be quite fashionable now (though what do I know about fashion?...) and means the length doesn't have to be perfect as you fold up hem to suit.

Those bloomin’ blossoms!!!
Any brands in particular?
They sound like a nice ides

I've got nice chinos from next that are flattering.