Last night a friend asked me what was wrong with my lower arm as it was discoloured. At first I thought it was a dodgy fake tan but then remembered I haven’t fake tanned for weeks so it couldn’t have been that. Nor was it hard skin on my elbows or the little heart shaped patch of vitiligo that shows up when I catch the sun. No, apparently my lower underarms are green!
I keep looking and looking and I honestly can’t see any green. The only thing I can think of is that I am very fair skinned and maybe my veins were looking prominent to her but she must have seen veins before surely?
Honestly, with all the other appearance issues to think about before setting off on holiday having green skin wasn’t one I had banked on.